easy to be sleazy when you've got a filthy mind: Archive

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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN? 
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?

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Feb 24th

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hxchailey asked: Hey We need to do a concert thing sometime again :) aka Ill bring the jack daniels and u bring the diet coke

Feb 24th

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How to tell if someone is into you via texting...

Me: Hey
You: 
 a week later
Me: Hey just wanted to see if you wanted to hang out.
You: 
 A Month Later
You: Heyyy
Me: Hey who's this? (because I deleted your fucking number, and have no intentions of speaking to you.
 Pet Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve

Feb 23rd

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Feb 21st

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6 Types of Love:

Eros A passionate physical and emotional love based on aesthetic enjoyment; stereotype of romantic love Ludus A love that is played as a game or sport; conquest; may have multiple partners at once Storge An affectionate love that slowly develops from friendship, based on similarity Pragma Love that is driven by the head, not the heart Mania Obsessive love; experience great emotional highs...

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